Maybe one day people will find out what happened to me or even what I am, then I might stick my infinitely big night stick in you and make you like me.
But until then or whatever I’ll just focus on the day by day. I’ll let those thoughts of me stealing cutlery, gods power, or heck even a handbag pass like water off a ducks back. I need to actually be somebody.
… One day I’m gonna be somebody!!!